Suppose you’re on a big party, and you don’t know anybody. Some of the guests have taken their clothes off, because it’s very hot. Soon you find yourself in the middle of a crowd of beautiful bodies. You quickly learn: it’s a no-questions-asked opportunity. Probably the party of your lifetime. Bam-bam-bam goes the beat, you find a body you like, that body likes you too, and soon you’re one, following that beat. You do things you haven’t done at home. You’re fucking a complete stranger, (s)he has no expectations, but cries Thank You when you’re done. You almost miss hearing it, looking for your next partner.
For a moment you wonder if you should swap your telephone numbers. But tomorrow already nobody of them would want to call you. So enjoy this very moment. You’re exhausted at the end of the party of your lifetime. Has anybody taken photos?
Advertising, next lesson: Twitter has changed its policy, again (they too have to make some money, haven’t they!) and starts to molest its users with personalised ads. Okay, I’m curious, Twitter! What kind of personal porn will you send me? Let me know! Continue reading
Watch for them: new puritans are around! Under the hood of diversity, safe spaces and seemingly philantropic attitudes the depiction of naked people (among many other things) becomes a dangerous thing. So watch some porn before it’s too late and all studs get separated from women while women have to wear wrappers. Yes, the Mental Sinema loves diversity, and like all famous last words we have to note that nobody’s interested in discussing it but just to shout all opponents down. Or to keep its contradictions under wraps. You know, that’s were the women are. Continue reading
Don’t believe everything you see. Continue reading
After way too much time I finally can give you some fresh porn, again. Too much work, too much bullshit, but at least a handful of success. No we’re not talking about fucking here, but some things in real life went well.
Now let’s talk about fucking. Continue reading
The moment when the plainest of plain Janes tells tales of her puberty and you realize it was hotter than yours. Continue reading
Still looking for something special, perhaps even for yourself? You’re fed up with glitzy mainstream porn? Why not trying this Dutch icon of pornography? Just answer a few question and get a free pass to ClubSeventeen – you won’t regret! Make your Christmas a XXX-Mas! Learn more. Continue reading
i say evolve, and let the chips
fall where they may
i want you to hit me as hard as you can
welcome to fight club
if this is your first night
you have to fight
Fight Club lyrics © The Dust Brothers (quote)
According to the big importance (and populartity) of anal intercourse on this site it has to be stated: A gaping hole is worth more than a thousand poems. (Your decision, not mine.) Continue reading